Streaking The World

A streaker at a recent game between Vancouver Whitecaps and LA Galaxy which Beckham now plays for. Buddy, take your pants off properly next time.

Streaker Wreaks Havoc On I-95
BRANDYWINE HUNDRED, Del. (AP) ― Delaware State Police have arrested a Chester, Pennsylvania, man who they say was running naked and drunk on Interstate-95 and caused three accidents.

Police say 26-year-old Ardonas Gilbert was running along the southbound lanes near Marsh Road about 10 p.m. Monday. He is charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on the highway.

Two citizens tried to help Gilbert, but police say he began to assault them. Then police say he ran back into traffic and caused three accidents when cars tried to avoid hitting him.

No one was seriously injured.

Gilbert is being held at the Howard Young Correctional Institute in Wilmington.

This is a picture of a guy who went streaking across the court during a tennis match at Wimbledon 2006. I love the enthusiasm he puts into it.

This dude looks like an amish streaker. Shows that everyone seeks a little thrill.

This streaker performs a perfect swan dive into the pond during the finishing hole of golf. I doubt any security guards will be jumping in after him.

Given that this female streaker isn’t completely nude, I must still post this picture. The reason is that there are so few female streakers and I’ve had plenty of requests for the other sex.

Had she shed a couple layers of clothing, she might have actually stopped the football game.

Leave it to the folks down under to liven up a boring cricket match with a new feature called “Male Streaker Tackling”. An unidentified man dashed onto the field, but was almost immediately stopped for a loss when a security guard lowered his shoulder and nailed this guy to ground. (No word on how many points that’s worth in cricket.) Cricketer Simon Katich was playing when the man made his unexpected appearance and was impressed with the guard’s form. “That was one of the biggest tackles I’ve seen,'’ Katich said. “Geez it was a good sound too, it was fleshy.”

This streaker jumps into the crowd to escape security. What a brilliant idea, too bad he won’t blend in.

This streaker keeps his cool while being tackled. He manages to pump his fist and stay on his phone. Good on ya mate.

He must be talking to someone in the stands. Does anyone know where this takes place?

How to perform a lasting streak:

1) Remove all clothes
2) Scale a wall
3) Shock people sitting directly behind you

I can’t provide you with the details on this streak, but I’m sure it was at a Boston Bruins game.