Streaking The World

Hey its like the numa numa lip sync, except its a dance sync. This guy sure has the moves, maybe he could have danced more on top of the gas pump, holding the nozzle and spraying gas everywhere. Then light it on fire, what a dance that would have been.

The following is news taken from BBC.com:

Geordie Brynn Reed streaked in front of the Queen’s Rolls Royce on her Jubilee visit to Newcastle in May 2002.

Brynn says, “I just wondered what it felt like really… It’s also something to tell the grandchildren, and that appealed to me.”

“I was planning to run alongside the Queen’s car for the entire journey until I got arrested, but unfortunately I misjudged the timing.”

“I knew I was going to get caught but it’s just a practical joke at the end of the day. I was pretty sure that was the way it would be taken.”

“I certainly wasn’t out to upset the Queen. I thought I might have got a smirk or reaction out of her, but she was very professional and kept a straight face.”

Sadly, Brynn’s employers didn’t think it was quite so funny, and he was fired from his five week-old job. “I don’t think they liked the headline ‘the naked civil servant’.”

Can be viewed here.

This guy takes streaking to the next level. It was a good idea he went after the horses, otherwise it would have been like running with the bulls. This event was at York Racecourse in England infront of 20,000 people. Good on ya chap!

While this might not be a full on “sreak” as many of you would have, I will still categorize this as streaking. This took place at the Olympics in Torino, where Golden Palace (already seen on this site) had some dude walk around the curling match. I guess they had to find a rubber chicken large enough.

It would appear that streakers are everywhere - even in a Blizzard. Wow, i’ve been out and about naked some cold nights, but not when snow is blowing up your a**. Hey, how about a couple more laps around the reporter buddy!

Ok, so it turns out this guy was trying to kick the ball around. After a swift kick in the ass from a set of cleats, he quickly moved off the field. My advice: You have to be more agile than football players if you are going to join their sport.

In a bizarre twist of incidents, this streaker landed on the posts and severly injured himself. That’s a free lesson to all you streakers out there. When performing a stunt, always make sure you are in control.

Streaker Mark Roberts doesn’t stand a chance. The superbowl was between New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers, but this guy stole the show. He’s about to get his nuts smashed to the grass.

This is a great picture, it reminds me of the time I was in Thailand trying to figure out what was going on. All of a sudden I came to, naked and being chased by two bullfighters through the streets Bangkok.