Streaking The World

Here is a streaker from Colorado College who missed graduating by one credit. So instead of receiving his diploma, he streaks by the stage when his name should have been called.

Streaker Wreaks Havoc On I-95
BRANDYWINE HUNDRED, Del. (AP) ― Delaware State Police have arrested a Chester, Pennsylvania, man who they say was running naked and drunk on Interstate-95 and caused three accidents.

Police say 26-year-old Ardonas Gilbert was running along the southbound lanes near Marsh Road about 10 p.m. Monday. He is charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on the highway.

Two citizens tried to help Gilbert, but police say he began to assault them. Then police say he ran back into traffic and caused three accidents when cars tried to avoid hitting him.

No one was seriously injured.

Gilbert is being held at the Howard Young Correctional Institute in Wilmington.

How to perform a lasting streak:

1) Remove all clothes
2) Scale a wall
3) Shock people sitting directly behind you

I can’t provide you with the details on this streak, but I’m sure it was at a Boston Bruins game.

This is the worst hit ever by a large linebacker. Let that be a lesson to you streakers out there: don’t forget your cleats and pay attention - you might need to dodge someone out there.

It would appear that streakers are everywhere - even in a Blizzard. Wow, i’ve been out and about naked some cold nights, but not when snow is blowing up your a**. Hey, how about a couple more laps around the reporter buddy!

Streaker Mark Roberts doesn’t stand a chance. The superbowl was between New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers, but this guy stole the show. He’s about to get his nuts smashed to the grass.